HEY GUISE. It's Trystan. Bet I fooled you. Budump-tchhhhhhaaaaahhhh. <-- Dufuq?
We just wanted to thank everyone who is watching us for... watching us. Intently. Through our windows. But not at night because, well, that's just weird.
We have 100 WATCHERS NOWWWW. WE SO EXCITED. And to celebrate we have -wait for it- A NEW DEVIATION COMING SOON. (lol as if)
But in all seriousness, we should be adding a new deviation from the BOTH of us soon.
Y'all should be excited too.
--Trystan
SALUTATIONS MORTALS.
'TIS E.B........... I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. IM NOT SORRY. OH YEAH. NOW I REMEMBER --THHANKS FOR THE WATCHES!
.... BUT TRYSTAN ALREADY SAID THAT. WELL. ALRIGHT.
SO I PLAYED MINECRAFT
--NO, NO, THAT'S A TALE FOR ANOTHER JOURNAL. WHO AM I KIDDING? NO ONE READS THESE.
BECAUSE NO ONE READS THESE, I'LL TAKE THIS CHANCE AND MAKE SOME CONFESSIONS.
I PEE ON TREES AT NIGHT AND OCCASIONALLY IN THE SHOWER
--WHEN IT PLEASES ME. YOU KNOW, SPONTANEOUSLY. IT'S JUST LIKE "WHOOSH."
AND THEN I'M LIKE, "WELL THAT WAS PLEASING, DON'T HAVE TO HOLD THAT IN ANYMORE."
CUZ, YOU KNOW, HOLDING PEE WHILE SHOWERING... THAT'S A PROBLEM.
A PROBLEM THAT SHOULD BE ADDRESSED. BY THE GOVERNING BODY. OF PISS.
WHOEVER THAT IS.
---E.B